0 heads are better than one... and I'm the one, apparently.



*sigh*

I want to see the original emails :) They sound GOOD.

I'm guessing yours is the 'o lord, that's some low-hanging fruit'...I'm right, aren't I? Oh, I'm SO right.

Got no idea who wrote it, but "Dear lord . . . now THAT is low-hanging fruit." sounds the most intriguing!

Well, some of these phrases sounds...um...vaguely familiar, as if they came from my own keyboard, heh heh heh. And there are a couple of others I can probably guess pretty accurately.

I haven't decided which one I think is you. And won't I have jizzy egg on my face when it turns out to be something you wrote in an email to me!

My guess for the one you wrote is "I couldn't live with myself if I didn't share."

Neat idea.

Susie -- I'm guessing your "line" is the one in all caps about going to the police.


Oh goodness, I see the one I wrote! :)

Did CK write the crack one? She is always so positive about things, it just sounds like her.

eclectic, aw, honey. That just means that um, no heads are better than yours. I mean, your head is the best. I'll stop now.

jim, oh, they ARE good. Now wait a minute, Jim. You're saying my fruit is low-hanging? Be that as it may, I did not make that statement. You are SO wrong.

shoshie, if someone tells me, "NO," that is my cue to say, "WATCH ME." ;)

andrea, it is so very intriguing. If the owner of said fruit would like to come forward, that would be fine :)

bucky, I don't think the word "jizzy" has ever before appeared on this blog. Thank you so very much for that. I mean for waiting this long before depositing it here. You know I love you, you KNOW I do; but doesn't the good ol' expression "egg on my face" paint ENOUGH of a picture? I'm just sayin'...

william, nope. But this whole exercise is becoming very interesting to me. Do I strike you as one who can't resist sharing?

ck, that's a good guess; but not really. You actually wrote at least 2. And I owe you two stories, of sorts, that will be coming, soon :)

amy, CK is very positive, and she would tell me I'm cute, even when I'm smoking crack, which is why I'm going to marry her some day, but nope, she didn't say that. Another positive person did :)

Wow you get some emails from real sickos.

Glad Im such a nice girl.

I think yours is this:

"You are always so cute when you smoke crack!"

"I couldn't live with myself if I didn't share." That's your line. It isn't?

i think yours is:

it's gotta be the hair. There's no other explanation

maybe?, or um, heck, i dont know. can i have 18 guesses?

I have no idea who said what but I can't stand to not comment. So, hi anyway, Susie!

*waving*

jess, hmmmm, sickos, yes. Nothing here that you would recognize, is there, jess?

twixie, nope! I am, sadly, the crack smoker to which the emailer refers.

hoss, while I do enjoy being known for my generosity, that wasn't me.

dawn, nope. I may have to give hints!

hi,squirl, surely you recognize your OWN! It's one of my favorites.

Recognize what? I um, have no idea, none at all what you could mean.


What like I email people like some stalker pervert or something?

Thats Buckys job.

Jess, how many emails and registered letters and telegrams and phone calls to that supposedly unlisted number and singing naked monkey-grams do I have to send you to convince you to stop with the "stalker/pervert" talk? It makes me cry big tears of shame onto my flasher trenchcoat.

Bucky,

42.

Singing naked monkey-grams? Jess gets all the good stuff!

Oh, how quickly they forget. Susie, did I not just send you that Wet Nurse Squirting Milk-O-Gram?

Maybe I should begin a similar collection? No, just something else I’d forget to do. I’m have a strange bit of insomnia recently: not matter what time I go to be, I awaken at about 2:00 a.m. I have no idea why, bit I’m getting’ tired of it.

SS Nick - maybe you need somebody to send you a monkey-gram.

No, I want the Monkey! Send ssnick the Milk-o-Gram . . . maybe with some cookies?

raz, nope, but I am proud to say I am the one who wrote the great story about the package, to which the emailer refers ;)

Susie darlin, how much longer do we have to wait to get the answers?!

ck, OK, I'll just tell you mine, which is the lamest, least colorful, but most like me:
damn, I'M HUNGRY
That was my response when someone offered to bake me some brownies; first I said, no, but then I decided, well, you see what I decided :)

I will also say that the lovely and talented Bucky said, among other things here, "Dear lord . . . now THAT is low-hanging fruit," after I told her that someone had come to my site searching for "Bucky boobs."

Oh crap, I remember which one is mine. Tee hee. It was after nine o'clock and my brain officially shuts off after that. :-)