FIRST!! lol. I'm liking the picture. I didnt know it was self portrait day though. I missed it again this week. :-)

When I left that comment, only the picture was up. Then it was gone. Then nothing. Then, and whole new post, with the picture incorporated in it. So, the previous comment dosent really make any sense.

Good Morning!

lawbrat, good morning to you! It makes perfect sense to ME! The pic got stuck on here for a few minutes last night, and with your lightening fast fingers and wit, you got in there before I moved it into the post. There. That's my story and I'm sticking to it:)

BWAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHA-HAHA-HA! HA! Stunningly beautiful - HAHAHAHA! Me? HAHA! Wow! That's a doozer of a long tag. I will do my bestest to make you proud. *SNIFF*.

Oh, and bless you for thinking of me and having such kind things to say, even if it was a suck-up to get me to do this meme! It made my morning. :)

Hmmm... you know, Susie, you didn't have to kiss up to me in order to get me to do this. All you had to do was ask.

Those words sure were nice to read this morning, though. :)

Thank you, Susie, for tagging me, and being all sweet about it at the same time.

Susie, Susie, Susie, you are soooo my favorite Christian Bitch Rockstar Missionary in the whole world!

Maybe you should put "Christian Bitch" on your business cards? You'd surely get my bizness...

Hey Susie! Thanks for not tagging me. I was afraid you were going to get me back for the turd thing. It would have taken forever to think of something for those things. We can't all be as clever and creative as you :)

Oh how i love those thinggies ... *winks* .... loving ur blog by the way... blogrolled you!

nic and CK, I am being 100% sincere. Even though I have never seen CK (I don't think), I am certain that I would find you both gorgeous; and you are clearly brilliant. Again, I am sticking to my story.

Aw, shucks, Bucky, I'll bet you say that to all the Christian bitch rock star missionaries;)

rina bee, oh, honey. You are unaware of the depths of my depravity. You will be paid back. But when you least expect it. And with a much more difficult tag than this one. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA...
Your new profile pic is adorable, btw.

Katie, welcome, and THANK YOU for that! :)

I did my part and did you proud, well, at least semi-proud, I think. Is that like a semi-hardon? Pretty much worthless! Hee!

Oh you make me so proud you clever christian bitch. When you and Jack sail off for the great booty quest, I'll just have to tag along as Captain Jack's Cabin Boy. *wink*

Good answers, gorgeous portrait!

If I could be a WRITER, I would write a book that would make people smile, and think, and want to do better...says Susie.

Mary says: You Susie, ARE a writer so go write that book! (Providing, of course, you will continue to blog you head off also.)

nic, excellent work; let's not bring up semi-erections, shall we? Or maybe we should try ... don't confuse me, nic, I'm trying to run a respectable blog here...

greenbeard, the booty boy, BACKOFF JACK!!!! (say that 5 times fast)
And go help Bucky.

closet metro, thank you, and it is just a lit-tle bit frightening how accurate that portrait is, now that I look at it....

MB, some kind person sent me an email today that I should publish my blog as is. THAT, I could do; beyond that, well, is beyond me, at least for now. But blogging is FUN.

you with the funny name, thank you for letting me know you stopped in. I enjoyed visiting you, too:)

It is beyond me why you are not a top five Google result for "Christian Bitch" by now.

I love you more each day, I really do!

But I thought we settled this Johnny Depp thing. I say he isn't gay, so that's that.

Okee dokee, Shoosie -- my answers are up! I've tagged Cat, Dang Cold and Spurious Plum. They haven't been tagged already, have they?

Oh Susie, you're a doll. And it's better if you don't see me. I *am* gorgeous. Even more so when it's dark. :)

On the pirate speak: Have you seen that commercial (is it for FedEx?) where there is a guy hiring a pirate for a job? All the pirate says is ARRRRGGH! I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time. And then I think of that punchline "Aaarrrgghh. Drives me nuts!"

Hey Chica: I think I did the same meme on my page. I love your selections tho...not to mention your South Parkian cartoon. Nice.

Summer: You continue to slay me! ARg...arg...arg....

With this kind of stuff you be world famous blogger any minute.

I want to stay at your Inn, where Johnny Depp tucks me in at night, and Sean Connery sneaks into the room shortly after.

Hey, you said it could be the home of my fantasies!

gina
http://findingmygroove.blog-city.com

An especially lovely self portrait!

summer, it is such a beautiful tongue . . . language, that is . . . and a big AARRRGGARRRARRR to you, my dear:)

robyn, I checked, and I was #10 with a bullet! There must be a lot of Christian bitches on the web . . .

misfit, you make me smile. Yes, let us make the announcement again:
JOHNNY DEPP IS SO NOT GAY.

CK, I know you're darkly gorgeous and all, and maybe they let you pull that crap in the circus, but you can't come around here giving a "punchline" without the joke! What?

laurenbove, I saw your post; I have to come back and comment. The beautiful, BEAUTIFUL photograph took my breath away and scrambled my brain there for a moment:)

old horsetail snake, heehee, I'm adding that to my list of things that "could happen any minute now..." WAIT! That's my doorbell, I'll be it's Ed McMahon!...

kitty, I LOVE your dreds. I spent way too long on your comment trying to figure out how I've offended Rosie; I mean, everybody else emails me about how I've offended them, but Rosie hasn't said a word...HA, I get it now... silly me ;)

gina, your reservation is secured. However, Sean Connery and I are no longer on speaking terms. I will find you someone even more appealing and with a better accent, to tuck you in:)

redhead mommy, thank you. I don't watch South Park, but I did become very covetous of the cute little folk that these people were sporting in their profile pix. If you want to make one for yourself (I've made my whole family!), go here.

Here's the joke:

Why did the pirate have a steering wheel in his pants?

CK, ARRGGHHARRARRGH!

ARRRRGH!! This chair be high says I!!!

dc - da captain

Hey! Da Captain! Got any Coca-cola?
THEN, I could be hanging out with Captain and Coke!

Ahem, sorry...

drunken captain, git down from there! And fetch CK a Diet Coke! (NOT that you need "diet," CK, just rockin' the dc thang, you understand...)

I understand, Soos... ;)

Hugs to you! Have a great day!

Arggh, it drives me nuts.

I truly love your blog...your wit and intelligence really shines through.