every bad word EVER
I've seen a lot of bloggers posting the "search words" through which visitors come to their sites. So I decided to check mine out. The title here is actually one of the searches that brought someone to me. And here I thought I was doing pretty well in keeping bad words to a minimum (except -- as I told the Jesus impersonator on celebrity comment day -- when someone gets really pissed). Because I do try to run a PG-13 sort of establishment here, I have been quite surprised to discover that most of the searchers who come here are looking for porn.
The following are some of the words that have, apparently, brought you to me. My commentary is in italics.
- "Oh here she comes, oh here she comes"
- what was I thinking?
- getting rid of fruit flies, shit flies
- george butt sax (yes s-a-x, and I am #1 for this search!)
- pictures of lilac bushes
- "groom sings"
- Katie Couric's colonoscopy pics
- Rick Shroeder (I am #3 for this, only because it is misspelled here)
- chesapeake Gourmet
- hot Colombian booty and the related thick booty teenagers and the related thick booty mature thumbnail and the related booty quest and the related big ass cracks and the related booty nekkid and the quite possibly related what is booty
OK, here I must rant a bit. Some variation of the above phrases appear in my stats on a daily basis. And usually, my site is the only non-porn site that is listed when someone does such a search. My question: if you are looking for "hot Colombian booty," and you get the list of 48,500 options that you get, what in hell is the thought process that leads you to click on me, instead of one of the other 48,499 that are so obviously more what you had in mind when you began your search? Just curious . . .
Wait! Maybe I do understand. Is it like when I get up and walk into a room and then just stand there thinking, "Hmmm, now what did I come in here for?" Yea, that must be it. You decide to do a porn search, then when you get into the search page, you forget for just a moment, what it was you came onto that page for. Then you start scrolling down the page and you see "What Was I Thinking?" And of course, THAT sentiment suits you perfectly in that moment, because you have temporarily blanked, and were just asking yourself that very question! So you click on me, then you get in here, and when you don't see anything that grabs you, you remember . . . "HEY! I was lookin' for porn! There's no porn in here!" And you go back to your other 48,499 options. Mystery solved.
Not that I think about these things. And now, back to our regularly scheduled list of search terms:
- wife ass vagina beautiful (see preceding rant)
- house deal fell through
- things they say
- jif sexy (well, I certainly think so)
- black jif (throw it out, it's expired!)
- Mrs. Pissy Britches (hi, Pissy! Someone's lookin' for ya!)
- arg pirate commercial all you can say is
- "johnny depp is gay" (Johnny Depp is SO not gay.)
- Mikie and Life cereal
- SNL, Aaron Neville
- Chris Rice Presbyterian
- bleeding heart flower story (I don't know that story.)
- listen Susie darling
- you must apology
- i want to know some bad words (1. Well, you've come to the right place, because we have every bad word EVER, and 2. Does your mother know what you're doing on that computer?)
- JUST BOOTY (Yea, we've covered that.)
- twisted Biscuit
- apology writing
- gay Male + stirrups + story (More than one person has found their way here using this combination . . . I have no idea . . . )
- tom cruise outed
- what's the country song that has the phrase "what was I thinking?" (Ooh, ooh, I know! It's called, "What Was I Thinking?")
- "what a wonderful word"
- twister commercial jingle Milton Bradley (While I am not what you were looking for, you will find that here :)
- healthy relationship with a Passive aggressive person?
- sign yearbooks clever memories
- "high school" pictures "boob" (I thought those had all been destroyed!)
- what exercises can I do to make my ass smaller (Alas, you won't find that here, although see next search . . . )
- "yes I would if I only could"
- my four year old son keeps saying penis
- "I know Susie"
And my favorite, although I know it's another porn-hunter:
- aunties in panties
However you found your way here, welcome :)