Update to Previous Post (Not for Kids!)
There's one more person I'd trade places with:
Here she is.
I'd trade with Pearl, because she's the most beloved woman on the internet. Plus, my family would love having her for a day. I know you've seen this everywhere else, even in emails from me, but really, can you get too much Pearl? I think not. I hope she gets her own show.
Update to the update: If you're worried about Pearl, read here. She'll be OK. As soon as she gets her drink on.