Wait, are you sayin' you have a prostate? Ho HO! Who's got the alleged schlong now?

I'm so sorry that stubborn stone is tryin' to turn your pee pee into Easter Island.

And really, would a visit from regular-sized Dennis Quaid be so very awful, either? I'll get right on that for you!

(my verification word is vlfuxq - draw thine own conclusions)

Oh. A prostate now? Wow! Are you my sister still, or my brother? Does this make me my brother's keeper? Gaaaaah!

Oh, Susie... that just sucks. I'm so sorry to hear about the damn stubborn stone. I'll be praying for you, sweetie.

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

You are an old man with an enlarged something or other... ;-)

Um, took me a minute to get that joke, but whats new?

I actually wrote out 'pig', wrote it out backwards, said 'gip' as in a WORD, not each letter, and did not understand how it was funny.
Then, I spelled it 'g-i-p'.

Yes, I am that bright.

Isn't Bucky one of the four who know the magic word? That would be an interesting Sunday post.

It's driving me nuts that you're still in such pain. Praying hard for you.

Now why would I get this word ver now? It would be more appropriate for booty flies:
gynhl gynecological hell

Giving Susie grief about turning into an old man is the only thing that's getting a lot of us through the sympathetic pain we're feeling. My butt hasn't unclenched in four days - the last time that happened, it was because Bucky grinned at me evilly, picked up a common root vegetable, and said "OK, let's see how much YOU like it."

But that, as they say, is another story ...

bucky, in my drugged state, I'm seeing Dennis Quaid from The Big Easy (The Big Peezy?), but he's in a little boat, accompanied by the disco/R&B hit, "Come along and ride on a FANTASTIC VOYAGE!" Then I thought, not Dennis . . . maybe Johnny Depp or Matthew McConaughey (heyhey), but no, of course I don't want them in little boats going upstream . . .

eclectic, so now I need a keeper? Yea, I probably do . . .

ck, thank you, baby. How YOU doin'?

peaches, you are adorable. I would still hire you to be my attorney; as long as the case didn't involve pigs . . . or peeing backwards . . .

mrtl, oh, but you were one of the ones who's been given the magic word, when you put my mrtland badge on here. So including yourself, I had four distinctly non-religious people, probably the most potentially religious of whom, goes by the first name "Evil." You can see why I had to try to do it myself ;)

squirl, yes, Bucky, er, The Right Reverend Bucky, is one of my back-ups ;) And the pain radiates, unfortunately, so, there's that, too :(

nikki, do you see how horrid these people are to me? I'm already feeling like an old lady, and they come up in here calling me an old man. I am SO hoping for passage. I don't want more "procedures." Still no luck, but at least I'm no more obstructed than yesterday, flow is about the same. And I'm afraid once this is all over, I'm going to have to burn this urine-soaked blog, if there's even anyone left around to read it. I've become all peepeetalk, all the time :(

nilbo, root vegetable, you say? Hmmmm . . . (Distraction is a good thing.)

verification: iburpwrd
No, really I don't. I just pee funny.

On any other blog, all pee-pee talk, all the time would get old. But here? You just continue to make it funny. If only you were having as good a time as we are.

Um, for the record, I did the same thing as Lawbrat.

Poor you! This is really sucking for you. REALLY! Hang in there. Something's got to give. Hopefully soon.

sharkey, thank you for that. If only I could get my mind on something else . . . it's tough, though, you know? Unless I take so many drugs that I'm pretty much mindless :(

kranki, there has been a tiny bit of movement today, I can tell. I'm still hoping and praying it resolves on its own. Thank you XOXO

Peeing backwards? There's a word for that. I used it once to describe my not-so-nice neighbour. The word is: retromingent.

It's not exactly an adjective you'd want to covet. ;-)

Oh Susie, I can't believe what a terrible time you are having of this.

I will be sending so good peeing mojo your way.

Keep your chin up and your pee flowing.