I Thank Y'all Kindly for Coming
I appreciate your attendance at this blogger pity party. Or this "blogger is pitiful" party. I'll keep sentences short and sweet, and try to offer you a nice spread in return for your kindness.
Care to wet your whistle?
I splurged; y'all are worth it!
Oh, who brought the lovely fruit? Is Plum here?
Someone has raided the garden to share with us.
Roast beast, anyone?
Eclectic? We need a refill on the chips, here, darlin'.
Let us eat cake!
Who brought these, um, carrots?