WTF Q & A: Non-celeb Edition
Q. So really, is there any news?
A. There wasn't until today. There were just people telling me, "Yep, it looks like what you think has happened is probably what has happened. But you are the only person in the world that this has ever happened to, ever ever ever, and there is no one in this world who knows what to do about it."
But theeeeeennnnnn, I talked to a co-worker, whose spouse was recently named the Big Cheese of healthcare in this state, and he talked to the Great Big Medical Cheese of a huge university in this state, who talked with me today and did not say, as others have, "that could not possibly happen." Instead he said, "I will talk to my toxicologists and one of them will call you on Monday."
Q. So, is there anything you would like the people reading this to do?
A. Why yes, there is, thank you kindly for asking. I would like such people to pray, and vibrate, and chant, and dance, and send up smoke signals, and visualize, and whatever healing, positive thing they can think of to do, in the hope and faith that such toxicologist will know something, or will know someone who knows something, about how to get me fixed.
Q. Anything else?
A. Well, yea. While you got the prayer thing going, and the finger cymbals and the bonfire, and the face paint . . . there are some other people needing some other things, that I know about. People who visit here sometimes, people whose paths you've crossed. I know of two people who really need new places to live, sooner rather than later. And someone who needs to get through her cancer treatment and be OK, and a few someones who need relief and healing from panic disorder, and probably more than we even know about who need help with depression, and some having rough spots in their love relationships, and it's not all bad, you can also say a great big THANK YOU because there's someone else who's having a hootenanny this weekend to celebrate five years cancer-free . . . so, yea, while you're praying, etc., just lump us all in together. God can keep track.
Q. Anything ELSE?
A. Um . . . just . . . thank you. So very much.
Q. Are you going to keep doing these crazy-ass posts where you pretend that people are asking you questions? It's a little weird, you know.
A. I might. :)