Bloom Where You're Planted
Look who rang my bell this afternoon! I opened the door and there he was on my front porch. Until he arrived, I was at a loss for what crime to depict in today's SPF:CSI! And I'm still not quite sure . . . He does have a weapon . . . but who would be the victim, and who would be the perp? Is it, in fact, a crime for one of the human species and one of the cardboard standee species to . . . I mean, I'm just asking, you know, for a friend . . . Never mind. I don't have time for this. I have some, um, paperwork to take care of. Yea, paperwork, that's the ticket . . .